My Toe Got Me This Morning

18 Jan

Ooooh my! Red is one lazy, procrastinating, hot mess of a slacker.
And yes, I am referring to myself in the third person. I forget how easy it is to just not blog in a house with no internet even though I have the app and almost 83% reliable 4G (yes I made that number up, but worry not, I am a very reliable source)
It seems that I remember most when I am sitting in The White Rabbit with Big Red and Special K, playing cards, drinking coffee, and having way more fun than any sane person ought to in that sort of situation.
ALSO! Just a little tip, a clever comment with poor timing turns something funny to puke-worthy in 0.02 seconds. Believe me, it just happened. And not like literal puke but like “oh my lanta did you really just say that” stunned sort of puke. Totally different.
So a little update for my fabulous readers here.
1. My car finally made it to a shop! YAY!
2. Going to cost another student loan to fix. Booooo!
3. I am horribly awkward. It goes unsaid of course, just figured I should admit it.
4. The Biggie. I have horrible luck single men. And I suppose you could consider it bad luck as well, with unavailable men. Eek. The attention I would like to receive from single men is what I am receiving from unavailable ones. No karma, I don’t
want this. I realize I have broken quite a few mirrors, but you and I have had a good run. Don’t turn me over to luck yet.

Now since I have been super ridiculous and ever so mean you will be glad to know I did in fact think of this little blog, you have an obscene amount of song of the days. And some even have back stories. Yay! Just pay attention to the astricts.

January 13th: Danny, Dakota, and the Wishing Well by A Silent Film
January 14th: Stay Together For The Kids by Blink182*
January 15th: Hey Hey Hey by Delta Rae**
January 16th: St. Croix by Family of the Year
January 17th: (a tie) Closer by  Tegan and Sara
and Put The Gun Down by ZZ Ward

Annnnd today’s, another tie.

If I Didn’t Have You by Thompson Square***
The Hell Song by Sum 41

*my adorable and darling Little Freak asked for this song, by name, last time I updated her iPod. It is extremely significant though you may not know why.

**for the cute barista boy at The White Rabbit. Not for the lyrical aspect, but in the matter that he reminds me of one of the guys in the band. Ca-yuuute! Pronounce it, brain doesn’t read it the way I would say it.

***not for the romantic subtext but for all of my people in my life. Each and everyone, I am so deeply in love with all of you and so very grateful to have you in my ridiculously awesome life

2 Responses to “My Toe Got Me This Morning”

  1. Big Red January 19, 2013 at 10:19 am #

    Part of this post made me a sad panda…

  2. The Authress January 19, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

    I know, Big Red. Me too.

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